Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Twelve Days of Court Tech

With attribution to the original "Twelve Days of Christmas" and song; and thanks to my good friend Ken Lobenstein who authored this, the CTB presents: "The Twelve Days of Court Tech" for the holiday season.

On the first day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...

A Uniform Citation Decree

On the second day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Two eFile templates and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the third day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the fourth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the fifth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the sixth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...,
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the seventh day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Seven 4G hot spots,
Six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the eight day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Eight Rules for efiling,
Seven 4G hot spots, six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the ninth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Nine new blade servers,
eight Rules for efiling, seven 4G hot spots, six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the tenth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Ten NIEM connectors,
Nine new blade servers, eight Rules for efiling, seven 4G hot spots, six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the eleventh day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Eleven filing lawyers,
Ten NIEM connectors, nine new blade servers, eight Rules for efiling, seven 4G hot spots, six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree

On the twelfth day of Court Tech my true love gave to me...
Twelve Virtual Jurors
Eleven filing lawyers, ten NIEM connectors, nine new blade servers, eight Rules for efiling, seven 4G hot spots, six Kinect gavels,
Five data bubbles...
Four corporate sponsors, three factor login, two eFile templates, and a Uniform Citation Decree



2 comments:

  1. Being a Dell employee, I am quite impressed with the poetice form of description used in your blog on The Twelve Days of Court Tech. I think a blade server is a stripped down server computer with a modular design optimized to minimize the use of physical space and energy.

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  2. Haha, what are the 8 rules for the eFile Technology part?
    -Jon

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